May 2013
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
tanakas:
the school year is almost over
Superwholock: The 'Big Three'! The ultimate fandoms! When something happens, it's always us. We are your leaders!
Tumblr: please can u fucking not
1 tag
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
This could be fun (or extremely depressing)
1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?
starspangledcaptainamerica:
Send me a ♦ for an unsent text.
Send me a ♥ for a heart felt confession.
Send me a ♯ for what my muse finds attractive about yours.
Send me a ♫ for what my muse thinks of yours.
Send me a ✉ for a morning after note on your pillow
Send me a ♚ for a hug.
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova:
make a chat system
give alerts when someone answers your ask
REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
search multiple tags at once
MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
3 tags
frostykatmonstur:
Discovery, Animal Planet, and History Channel exposed for killing animals for profit
ikenbot:
jtotheizzoe:
climateadaptation:
These channels are failing the spirit of conservationism and education. They are failing inspiring awe in young people. Failing much needed inspiration in a very confused and conflicted world.
These shows are failing their core values, their main...
tasteherforbiddenfruits:
cishet “allies” at a queer speakout going up and talking about how much they loved everyone, including the homophobic person who called us heterophobic and told us we were going to hell
cishet “allies” who think they should be speaking out at a queer speakout in the first place
cishet “allies”
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
3 tags
undesired-pageblood:
emotionalfossil:
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
cuntureculture:
oh man: chaosghost: stoleyourgirlfriendand: perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of…
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED…
1 tag
aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
roughrimjob:
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
dangan ronpa
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
what the heck else am i supposed to use!!
1 tag
northernwind:
Cathy Brennan’s phone number is 410-336-9857 Don’t forget to block your number. She just doxed and posted the number of a 16 year old queer child of a single mother, and is getting harassed so hard his mother has disconnected his phone and is begging her to take his information down from her page. The disgusting antics of this ciscentric scum cannot continue.
Where is the...
victoniac:
victoniac:
casteilnovak:
watchtheskytonight:
flaaffytaaffy:
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
yessss
Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
1 tag
Reblog if you are asexual
2 tags
Anonymous asked: What shampoo do you use?
1 tag
Reclaiming the Latina tag: Please share on your... →
reclaimingthelatinatag:
PLEASE look at this! It’s very important especially in MN. It may not affect you personally but it affects many others….POR FAVOR vean esto! Es muy importante y mas si estan en el estado de Minnesota! Aunque no los afecten directamente esto les afecta a muchos mas en ese estado. Educate…
best-of-funny:
sxizzor:
rhazade-waterbender:
badmoonraisin:
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
but
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
X
maliciousmelons:
Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
cumberqueen:
cumberverse:
kikibelge:
alittlemenagerie:
I’m going to be real with you now tumblr, if an elf and a hobbit had a child it would look like this
that’s actually so accurate that I have lost all ability to can.
This actually makes the perfect sense.
I think that is the most accurate description for Benedict’s amazing looks I’ve ever come across.
2 tags
everdeer asked: This is evermouse :) just replying from my main blog to what you said about my suit. Sorry to be confusing.
hitlersbreastmilk:
hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats
3 tags
everdeer asked: Thank you SO much, I AM SO EXCITED. autumnfallings did an amazing job
2 tags
rabioheab:
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
